Thingy's Thigamagig

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup." - dragonswan


Trying to get Mum to watch “A Letter from an Unknown Woman” but she’s having none of it. My argument was “but Louis Jourdan is one of the best looking man you will ever see!!!” and she just shrugged and said “probably not”. PROBABLY NOT?! PROBABLY NOT?! LOUIS JOURDAN IS THE BEST LOOKING MAN EVER- NO PROBABLY ABOUT IT.




(via oldfilmsflicker)

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
puella magi madoka magica: rebellion | mami's transformation

(Source: lemedy, via nightmareloki)