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steveworthy:

punk-:

is this masturbation? 

nah this is like unlimited energy. my nigga made the tesseract 

steveworthy:

punk-:

is this masturbation? 

nah this is like unlimited energy. my nigga made the tesseract 

princeowl:

princeowl:

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now

this post would have been a hit in 2010

lnfamy:

sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy

although:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

aww

although:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

aww

mikkynga:

iwanttobeatotodile:

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

This is just legitimately sad.

and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.

i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Another anon wanted Haunter/Cubone and since everything I touch becomes nightmarish well… this happened

A Haunter possessing the armless decaying corpse of a Cubone HELL YEAH