Thingy's Thigamagig

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup." - dragonswan



why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

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Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.